* if my body were a car

If my body were a car, this' the time I'd be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents & scratches in my finish & my paint job's getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus & it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction's not as graceful as it once was. I slip, slide, skid & bump into things even in the best of weather. My white walls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently, but here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!