- MOM GOT A NEW THONG! -

well, this' another one of brittan's funny stories from when she was younger (age 13, so not all THAT young!)

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we'd just gotten kiara home & were having a garage sale at our house - a neighbor lady of ours, that we'll call 'sue' (that's always had 'her opinion' of us adopting black children), stopped by for the sale

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sidenote: kiara had just turned 1 the weekend prior & for her homecoming/1st birthday, a friend of ours threw a party at my brother in law/sister in laws house as they had tons of room, pool, horses, etc.

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while here, sue said, "thanks for letting brittan come over the other day to play with our daughter 'teresa' & eat dinner with us - we'd dinner guests that night & brittan was telling us ALLLLL about your pool party that you recently had" - i thought it was odd brittan would've called it a POOL party as we hadn't called it that, but it was a party & there was a pool, so i let it go

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i said, "yes, we'd a fabulous time" - she said, "she also told us that you'd gone out & purchased a big thong that was bright pink with flowers on it" (keep in mind the party was a 'luau theme' & i'd purchased a big FLIPFLOP PINATA filled with candy for the kids) - i said, "well, she was talking about the pinata as it was in the shape of a flipflop - 'sue' said, "no, she said a thong & that it was pink with flowers on it" - i said, "yes, the flipflop pinata was bright pink with flowers on it" - she said, "well, i think she would've said flipflop OR pinata if that's what she was referring to... don't you???" - she then turned & walked off to her car, still thinking i'd purchase a big thong that was bright pink with flowers on it for ME to wear!!!

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those that know me... my size... my weight... etc. please erase the mental pictures that you now have in your mind, because no, i did NOT, will NOT & have NOT ever purchased or wore (not that it's any ones business) a thong... EVER!!

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i know that out there in blog land, i'm someones... blog material!!