- DON'T EVER GET CHOKED IN A RESTAURANT DOWN SOUTH! -

two hillbillies walk into a restaurant - while having a coke, they talk about what they're going to be doing over the weekend

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suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who's eating a sandwich, begins to cough - after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she's in real distress - one of the hillbillies looks at her & says, 'kin ya swallar?' - the woman shakes her head no - then he asks, 'kin ya breathe?' - the woman begins to turn blue & shakes her head no

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the hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers & quickly gives her right butt cheek a big 'ole lick with his tongue - the woman's so shocked that she's a violent spasm & the obstruction flies out of her mouth

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as she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his friend & says, 'ya know, i'd heerd of that there 'hind lick maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!'